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    October 9, 2012
    6:00 - 8:59am PDT  

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>> stephanie: hello, current tv world. >> it is not always we get the horn section. >> stephanie: yeah. jacki is a band geek as we all know. good morning, jacki schechner. >> good morning. >> stephanie: here is something that never hand, and maybe i am stepping on your news toes again -- [♪ "world news tonight" theme ♪] >> stephanie: mitt romney gave a foreign policy address that also had a bunch of lies in it.
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>> that's a good tease actually. if you stop right there. [ laughter ] >> stephanie: some of the points he made -- >> stop it. blah, blah, blah -- >> la la, la -- >> stephanie: would be devastated if they were at all true. i'm like a sprinter tossing the baton now. play the chariots of fire music now. >> you like to work the baton into everything, don't you? good morning. if there is one important lesson we have learned from the last presidential debate is that hell hath no fury like a muppet scorn. a new nationaled a out today from the obama campaign puts the absurdity in to context.
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>> criminals gut tons of greed, and one man has the guts to speak his name. >> romney: big bird. big bird. big bird. >> it's me big bird. >> pbs itself points out the amount of money it gets from the government equals what the pentagon spends in just sixth hours. and other things have to do with debunk things that were said in virginia. the claimed that president obama did not sign any trade agrees in the last four years. untrue. and the president has wrapped up and signed new trade agrees with south korea, panama and columbia, and as for the president wants to put space or die light between the u.s. and israel, that too is false.
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and the obama administration repeatedly emphasizes that it is committed to israel's security. we're back with more steph after the break. join us. ♪ unleashed. joy behar. >> on my next show, robert klein can't stop his leg, gilbert gottfried can't stop his mouth and i can't stop laughing long enough to ask a question.
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that is a whole bunch of bunk! the powerful my steal an election but they cannot steal democracy. bloc [♪ theme music ♪] >> announcer: ladies and gentlemen, it's a the "stephanie miller show"! ♪ i'm walking on sunshine, woe ho ♪ ♪ i'm walking on sunshine, woe ho ♪ ♪ it's time to feel good, hey all right now. it's time to feel good. >> stephanie: yaw hoo, it is the "stephanie miller show." wow, check me out. look at this. >> what. >> stephanie: the former white house director of foreign affairs -- >> that sounds fancy.
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>> stephanie: right. >> to talk about mitt romney's foreign policy speech. [ wah wah ] . >> yeah. >> stephanie: it probably would have been devastating if any of it were true. that sounds bad. the president signed no foreign trade agreements at all? wow, that sounds horrible. >> except for the ones he did sign. [ bell chimes ] [ applause ] >> stephanie: and the other areas where his policy is exactly the came as president obama except he does have with his hands. tomorrow on the big show waiting all of my life to say this, carol burnett. [ bell chimes ] [ applause ] >> wow. >> stephanie: and also jason alexander. and i'll probably do the same thing with him. >> he has been in the studio with us. >> stephanie: i know, right. >> so nothing to be nervous about there.
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>> stephanie: i still am. people get this around jim ward you know because he has his -- his -- everybody's knew favorite, reince preibus! >> stephanie: yes. he is as whiny as jim portrays him. >> [ whining ] it sounds like someone just sat on his balls or something. [ buzzer ] >> stephanie: maybe he sat naked in wicker. >> that would be. and stood up too quickly. >> stephanie: exactly. and is carrying the chair with him. [ whining. ] >> ow i hate wicker. >> stephanie: carol steph every time i hear jim ward say reince prebus it makes me think about that little boy that sat next to
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me and nicked his nose. [ buzzer ] >> stephanie: oh, that is gross. >> i remember school lunches. >> stephanie: it is a campaign entirely of weasels and liars, isn't it? ♪ ♪ i was tired of campaigning, i have been reacting too slow like a worn-out recording, of some old hannity show ♪ ♪ and i was debating i read the washington times ♪ ♪ and there in the opinion an editorial kind ♪ ♪ if you weasels and liars, [ inaudible ] ♪ ♪ if you are not in to truth much, and just have half of a
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brain ♪ ♪ if you like watching [ inaudible ] ♪ ♪ and your logic insane then mitt romney is the one for you, ♪ >> yay! [ applause ] >> stephanie: thank you, rocky mountain mike. >> speaking of weasels -- >> oh, we have that. >> because he dared ask questions -- >> stephanie: getting testy on debate week. >> the best thing to help prevent violent crime in the inner cities is to bring opportunity to the inner cities. that's civil society, that's what charity and civic service and churches do to help realize the value of one another. >> and we can do that but cutting taxes. >> those are your words, not
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mine. >> wow. >> stephanie: wow. [ baby crying ] >> maybeby doesn't like -- oh no. >> god. >> stephanie: that's his job is like official whiner of the cam bane. [ whining ] >> he is asking questions. you are not supposed to do that. >> stephanie: yeah, people like a week ago were saying the polls were wrong, and now that they are tightening it's now -- oh look -- >> perfect. [ applause ] >> stephanie: we sort of fell down on the job in that whole polling conspiracy didn't we? are americans just stupid jim said? and then the headline pops up man dies after live roach-eating contest. [ buzzer ] >> stephanie: the polls tightening in florida -- >> well it is florida -- >> just after one debate -- >> stephanie: i know romney has
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been running one of the most disastrous campaigns in history -- [♪ "world news tonight" theme ♪] >> stephanie: i'm looking forward to the vice presidential debate. >> yeah. >> stephanie: i think ryan is doing a dudy in his pants. someone has changed his nappy. >> you can't ask me questions. [ baby crying ] [ whining. ] >> don't ask me no questions i won't tell you no lies. >> stephanie: yeah. i saw the president in l.a. live. and i think he has his mojo back. >> absolutely. >> ah it's the bag -- >> stephanie: it's idiotic national figures saying things like larry the landslide lizard and stuff like that.
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[ buzzer ] >> way to go, steph. >> stephanie: nicely done. thanks for the depressing turnout. [ laughter ] >> stephanie: all right. [♪ "world news tonight" theme ♪] >> stephanie: in the first national poll, governor romney now up by four points. you are right, jim, a lot of them were -- it's just sort of incredible. 49 to 45. and a lot of these as you said chris don't batter a lot. >> the battleground state polls are tightening but the majority still favor obama. >> there were over 300 -- now they are below 270. still ahead, but that's huge. >> stephanie: and some of the polling also a little over -- republican-leaning rasmussen also only had romney up by two points. rasmussen's monday poll conducted entirely after the debate, and partially following
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friday's encouraging jobs report, the two candidates were tied. gallop reported monday obama and romney were tied immediately following the debate. but then obama then again lead by five. >> well. >> stephanie: poll tracking average now shows obama in a three-point lead. >> maybe these people digested what romney was saying and realized it was all a load of crap -- >> stephanie: yeah including yesterday's foreign policy crap. >> people don't pay at attention to the details. >> he has nice hair! can i have another live roach? >> stephanie: okay. [♪ "world news tonight" theme ♪] >> unfortunately that is what people pay at attention to. >> stephanie: virginia
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voters -- because this is what you were just saying -- virginia voters warm to romney after debate, but race hardly changes. romney drastically increased husband standing with the virginia voters but obama still leads 50-47. more voters continue to trust obama on the economy. that represents little change from the last poll when obama held the advantage over mitt romney. but you are right, jim, it is amazing to the degree that one debate has changed just incredibly disastrous campaign. there you go main stream media, fight. fight. fight. >> yeah, exactly. mraus >> stephanie: i'm getting confused on which conspiracy did i cook the job numbers more or the polls. oh, look, it is the john and pam
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show, everybody from ohio. ♪ from ohio, it's the john and pam show ♪ ♪ it's the john and pam, john and pam, john and pam show ♪ >> stephanie: good morning, john and pam. >> caller: good morning, everybody. >> caller: good morning jim and chris. i am so mad. how dare him stand up in front of those military flags and give a foreign policy speech. the only thing that man knows foreign is his bank accounts in the caymans. reran away from war. and he wants to stand up? that man is going to put us in another war, and these people better wake up that support this idiot, and vote him out before he even gets in. >> stephanie: i was just going
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to say -- i was confused. vote him out? no, don't vote him in. >> caller: here is john he has something to say real fast. stephanie i need a drink before noon. >> stephanie: i think you should. put john on. >> caller: we have another way the republicans are trying to stifle the absentee ballots here in ohio. at different parts of the state you have to put different postage on it and this that and the other thing, and you don't know how much postage you have supposed to put on it. >> stephanie: yeah there was a scary piece about voting by mail. >> yeah. >> stephanie: all right. thank you kids. love you. >> caller: i love you guys. >> oh, love you too. >> remember all of those al gore ballots that wound up in the trunk of a car in a swamp. >> stephanie: yeah, i think they
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were the bottom of the ocean enter. >> or a swamp. >> stephanie: no it was like that scene from the sopranos where they shoot big pussy at the end. >> i don't watch sopranos. >> stephanie: yeah. that was not very current. >> and yet we are on current tv. >> stephanie: 18 minutes after the hour. right back on the "stephanie miller show." >> announcer: i just snarfed oatmeal out my nose. it must be the "stephanie miller show." ♪
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>> announcer: stephanie miller ♪ ♪ [ inaudible ] ♪ >> stephanie: it is the "stephanie miller show." welcome to it. 22 minutes after the hour. this hour brought to you by go to meeting. go to gotomeeting.com and click on the try it free button and type in the promo code stephanie. hi, sue? >> caller: all of you on current tv are the only and i mean the only news network on tv that has not gone crazy over the debate and called what i call media masturbation and polls and the presidents's performance. so thank you. i have a challenge for all of your listeners and viewers today.
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okay? >> stephanie: yes. >> caller: i challenge anyone who was going to vote for obama last wednesday morning who believes in women's rights marriage equality the dream act, to support us that have not fully changed their minds because the president had an off night; that they are willing to compromise all of their values and vote for someone who is a bully and pathological liar. >> but he looks like a winner. >> stephanie: sue that is exactly the point. just wait everybody settle -- i think joe biden is going to knock it out of the park on thursday -- >> it is going to be a big f-ing deal. >> stephanie: it is going to be a big f-ing debate. and after the smoke has cleared, don't you think it is stunning of the outright lies mitt romney told. there is a headline today, big
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gaps on mitt romney's plans on preexisting conditions. that is just one example. >> caller: and daily coast put up a couple of good things of mitt debating himself. and there was another one today from 2006 where governor romney is talk about how declining employment -- unemployment is good, and he inherited a mess and then we're in a downward trend, and how important it is and there are so many other factors. >> stephanie: you know how i know things are looking up politically and comedically, sue? >> caller: yes? >> stephanie: road flair mary is on the phone. >> caller: oh. ♪ hold on it is road flair mary ♪ >> stephanie: good morning,
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mary. >> caller: good morning. why don't you check your facts this administration are nothing but liars. >> stephanie: about what? >> caller: about everything -- >> stephanie: you have to give me some specifics -- >> caller: everything. everything. everything. >> stephanie: i know you are, but what am i? this is going better than usual between us -- >> caller: the economy everything. >> stephanie: so they cooked -- are you a jobs truther. >> caller: things have not gotten better they have gotten worse. >> yes, they have. it's math. >> stephanie: it's math. we were losing 800,000 jobs a month. >> caller: no wrong. where do you get your facts? >> stephanie: directly out of my ass. where do you get yours? >> the bureau of labor statistics -- >> caller: brown nosers.
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>> you a brown noser. >> caller: with the elevation what was he smoking? >> stephanie: i don't believe the vice president was smoking anything. >> caller: okay, was it the air? really. romney has -- >> stephanie: everybody is loopy in denver. ♪ city by the bay ♪ >> stephanie: so al gore expressed an opinion why is that -- >> caller: because you and yours keep saying he is a liar -- >> stephanie: but he is -- >> caller: let's see how much you call him a liar. >> stephanie: he has been fact checked by independent organizations. >> caller: who are they are they from chicago? >> stephanie: you are from chicago. i think you are playing chicago-style politics, mary.
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>> caller: no, that's how they play here. >> stephanie: yesterday romney said president obama has not signed one few free trade agreement in the last four years. >> that's not true. >> stephanie: president obama -- >> caller: this guy does know nothing about foreign -- four americans died on his watch. >> stephanie: four? would you like to compare that to george bush. >> caller: you know what this is now. what is going on now. >> stephanie: there's a minority report. >> caller: what is going on now. >> stephanie: okay -- >> caller: what about the 2007 tape that showed the real obama with his people! >> the one that hit the news in 2007? >> caller: yeah, the ones that nbc -- >> stephanie: what did he say that was so bad?
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>> caller: oooooooooh reverend white, his people, katrina, 9/11 -- >> stephanie: oh, he thought he government response was not good to hurricane katrina. did you think the response was good. >> caller: his people. his people. >> please answer the question. >> caller: what did you ask? [ laughter ] >> stephanie: if you would give me a second mary. i said do you think the government's response to hurricane katrina was good? >> caller: well, that's for them -- >> stephanie: we were in a debate, you have -- >> caller: -- right? >> stephanie: all right. mary i wish that we weren't at a hard break, because i miss you already. call me again, okay? >> caller: i don't think so. >> stephanie: oh come on. she ask completely
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incomprehensible this morning. i love her. ♪ (vo) what is said here could decide the election. current tv presents coverage of the vice presidential debate. with unrivaled analysis and commentary. >> was this the game changer? is this going to change the dynamic? (vo) the only network with real-time reaction straight from the campaigns and from viewers like you. >> so keep on tweeting and maybe you'll have your voice be part of this democracy and see your tweets up on our screen. >>now that's politically direct.
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[ ♪ music ♪ ] >> you smell that? something is on fire? oh, it's a you! >> announcer: stephanie miller. >> you are smoking! >> stephanie: yeah that's right. me and road flair mary. road flair mary -- she has very inappropriate tweets. >> yeah if you follow her on twitter, you'll get some of her wisdom. >> stephanie: hysterical this morning. dan restrepo, i don't even know if there is a card that is big
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enough. the western hemisphere. dan, your card has to be enormous. >> it folding open. >> stephanie: it must like one of those giant golf checks on tv. obviously the critics have torn apart mitt romney's foreign policy speech. let's start with the president don't line one foreign policy act. >> well, it's true heing didn't sign one he signed three. he has signed deals that are much better today than they were when george bush left them
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unfurnished, and they are creates tens of thousands good exporting jobs here in the united states, rather than exporting overseas. >> stephanie: you guys must be the thesaurus for different ways to say liar. when you get to specifics, you don't know which to use. this is what the romney campaign does is just kind of insert something that is not true. >> yeah, repeatedly. >> stephanie: yeah. so and obviously -- i don't know if you read the piece in "politico," but the headline is experts fan foreign policy speech. >> yeah, the interesting thing here, this is the seventh time romney has tried articulating a foreign policy in this campaign
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and pretty much every time he does it it is this vacuous approach. he seemed stuck in 1950 or so, and he gets panned not just by democrats, he gets panned by republicans. mitt romney can't figure out which side of the debate to come down on like you saw in his speech yesterday and the six attempts before that. the guy doesn't understand the world as it exists today. >> stephanie: right. well, yeah i think madeline albright referred to him calling russia the number one foe. he said in europe where putin's russia cast a long shadow over
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american policy. madeline said of the various weird things that romney said his position on russia is truly out of date. >> yeah, those parts of the speech were from the height of the cold war, and apparently nobody told romney that the century changed. [ laughter ] >> stephanie: but as usual, and this goes to foreign and domestic policies you know, there is no specifics. again madeline albright said i just find him very shallow. i'm a professor if one of my students turned that in he would get a c because he gave absolutely no specifics. >> yeah it's a vacuous set of talking points. it's not even -- the dull phrase that you complain in poetry and
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govern in prose, it's not even particularly good poetry and when it comes to national security, the prose cost people lives if you do it wrong. and we have seen that over the last decade, quite frankly of our history, and he just comes up real short on the commander in chief test. he repeatedly tries taking the test, right? and he can't -- he can't muster anything better than a c from madeline albright. >> stephanie: yeah, and he is having the same problem as he is having on the domestic issues on issue after issue, we has to do a complete reversal. on the stage are rick santorum, one of the things have to do with our ongoing foreign aid commitments, i agree with rick perry, you have to start with
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zero. and he reversed that point yesterday. >> yeah, consistency is not a strong point for governor romney. when he talked about the middle east it almost sounded like he was pining for gadhafi, and it would have been nice that the arab spring would have never started. that and it looks like he is itching for another war. it's not clear if he wants it in syria or iran but to the extent he had any specifics, it was what the world is missing is more wars. i don't think that's where the american people are or where this president is, so the lack of details and the lack of clarity about where he wants to take the world and how he understands it and the consistency thing he pointed
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out. >> stephanie: yeah and dan, as you brought up the experts are saying afghanistan was largely a punt. and he said in this old conflict as with every challenge we face in the middle east only a new president is going to be able to start anew. >> i guess starting anew for him is doing nothing about it and kicking the can down the road. his whole campaign seems to be predicated that the american people have amnesia, and he is shameless about it. the debate performance was based on massive amnesia, that nobody would remember he actually is for a $5 trillion tax cut for the wealthiest before he reported to be against it during the debate. and the same on foreign aid and a number of other things.
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time and time again particularly over the last ten days, this is a guy that wants to bend reality to support his political interests. >> at the moment though. he believes he is telling the truth. it's like he is the one with amnesia. >> that's right. >> stephanie: dan it seems like there are four key areas where his foreign policy is strong and that's where it is exactly the same as the president. afghanistan, syria, iran, free trade, didn't he essentially say the same thing that the president is doing? >> yes, but he criticized it first. >> stephanie: right. iran is a classic. he repeatedly says he is not doing enough. and then he said he would impose sanctions. he says that we would leave all options on the table.
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the president of the united states has left all options on the table, and he might as well be reading our talk points on that, except his starting premise is to say we are doing everything wrong, and then he says he would do the same thing. >> stephanie: we keep saying he said the same thing, but he did this with his hands. on syria, the obama administration has approved assistance of rebels through friendly arab states. >> right. >> stephanie: it is incredible right? >> it is. it was a little disturbing his connection between iraq and syria. the bush war of choice with iraq and romney's language he used yesterday to lift that to the freedom agenda if you will. it really begs the question of is that all he wants to do
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which is what we're already doing, or is there something behind that? >> stephanie: right. >> and there's a total lack of detail behind his kind of top-line messages on these issues. >> stephanie: right afghanistan romney he will pursue a real end to security forces by the end of 2014. >> yes. >> stephanie: which is exactly what the president has said -- >> almost verbatim yes. >> stephanie: was it sununu -- which surrogate said the president didn't kill bin laden fast enough. >> yeah. when they are not denying that the president signed free trade agreements, they try making that same argument, well, he didn't
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do it fast enough. again, governing is a little more complicated than that. they have a hard time with the truth because they are very bent on presenting this picture of unreality in hopes that the american people will swallow it. >> stephanie: romney is like thank god we're in this car, because i rescued the auto industry. and it's like no, you didn't. dan thank you for joining us. >> thank you. >> stephanie: he is in charge of the western hemisphere. just do it. >> yeah, do what he says. >> stephanie: do it. right back on the "stephanie miller show." >> the place where dreams come true. >> announcer: it's the "stephanie miller show." ♪
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>>and now to my point. that is a whole bunch of bunk! the powerful my steal an election but they cannot steal democracy. [ ♪ music ♪ ]
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>> announcer: stephanie miller. ♪ i said are you going to be my girl ♪ >> stephanie: a discussion has broken out during the commercial break is whether road flair mary is really from chicago. who can say? >> i'm just worried she is going to bust out the n-word at some point -- >> stephanie: he has cat-like reflexes. >> i just love her.
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that and when travis was screening her he said okay. what is your name? and she said guess -- [ coughing ] >> stephanie: carol in pennsylvania. hi, carol, welcome. >> caller: hi, i just love all of you guys because i agree with everything. here is my question. did no one not see the clip of ann romney saying i'm worried about my husband easemental health? and if you watch his behavior, i'm worried about it too? >> yeah, he seems kind of fragile. >> stephanie: yeah, he seems a little on something during the debate. >> no one has made anything about that. and how come a jobs report doesn't usurp an idiot on stage lying to the american people. >> stephanie: we have a month, and i think we have a debate -- we have a debate every week. obviously the news of the jobs report is settling in. so everybody settle.
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>> settle down. >> stephanie: gentle down. >> odd thing about romney though, is because he doesn't believe he is lying. >> stephanie: yeah. >> it's -- maybe that's what she meant by his mental health that he is just skating on the edge of reality. >> stephanie: they are like the liar family apparently. dinner must be like pass the gravy. that's not gravy. yes, it is. >> oh, god. >> stephanie: la tanya welcome. >> caller: hi, steph. road flair mary, was it me or did she sound better. >> stephanie: maybe she is down to a pack of road flairs a day. >> caller: i think maybe romney doing better has made her feel better. >> stephanie: i don't know. >> caller: bless her heart. >> stephanie: you know we kid
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because we love la tanya, maybe that very act has made her cut back. >> caller: she is going to be a mess on november 7th. >> stephanie: yes. >> oh, boy. >> stephanie: now i feel a little bad maybe she was on her phone to her son in prison saying something like does my voice really sound that bad? [ coughing ] >> not a cough and a carload. >> stephanie: maybe she cried a little pool of tears into her phlegm. and now feel bad. but i'm glad if you cut back on smoking, it's not good for you. >> it made it easy for sonny to break it to her.
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>> stephanie: good morning [ inaudible ] from florida. >> caller: good morning, we the people of florida do not wish to be a laughing stock as to what happened to us before. and we also do not like the way he spoke to the president or mr. lehrer. he showed no respect for either one of them. he remind me from mr. bush from the simpsons and also damion from the oh men. >> stephanie: oh, goodness. tag this is all for you. [ laughter ] >> stephanie: james from tennessee. welcome, james. >> caller: welcome, hello, how are you this morning? >> stephanie: no need to welcome me. i'm always here. but go ahead. >> caller: okay. we call this is the lollipop scenario. this is the guy that comes along when you are in a little jam a little trouble and tells you everything you want to hear, but
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then if you don't send your guys out to check out if what he said, we call you a lollipop. and if we don't look at this guy's background, he is going to wrap us, take a lick you have no medicare no medicaid no social security, and your kids are off to war. >> stephanie: yikes. that's a great big blow pop that is. >> caller: yes, it is. >> romney is going to lick us all. >> stephanie: i was going down the lollipop analogy lane with him. >> like that kid that licked the whole rail of the new york city subway. >> stephanie: on a bet. >> he won a dollar. >> stephanie: we're a nation of dummies. jim go ahead. >> caller: i just want to say i think -- and a lot of people have thought this and said this,
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they would not want to play poke we are our president. and i think when he had the debate with romney i think he had one hell of hand because romney showed all of his cards or most of them. >> stephanie: right. >> caller: and i think on the next debate, our president will have a lot of things to ask this guy answer to for. >> stephanie: i agree. oh, wait a minute. [♪ "world news tonight" theme ♪] >> stephanie: i just found some more we're a nation of dummy stats. truck with meth lab written on it was actually a meth lab. the 43-year-old man implicated in this snafu had meth lab in huge black letters on his back
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window. [ applause ] >> stephanie: we're a nation of dummies. drug stack part two. attorney allegedly drops marijuana joint in court. so that happened. [ applause ] >> stephanie: okay. app pair represently the cops actually started laughing. they looked at each other and looked at the joint and were like really? i wonder if he wrote joint on it? >> stephanie: >> yes. [ laughter ] >> stephanie: jim in jersey you are on the "stephanie miller show." i will, jim. >> caller: hi. i think we're all doing mitt romney's sales ability a disservice by equating him with that of a used car salesman. the reason i say that is most people think of mitt's time in france is like a full-time
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draft-dodging session, and to a large extent that's true. >> stephanie: yeah. >> however, he did have a part-time position converting people's religions, and it's one thing [ inaudible ] tried to convert a christian to a muslim or a muslim to a jew, or a jew to a mormon. it ain't thatsy. so his belligerent aggressive demeanor, was not that of a used car salesman. >> stephanie: yeah. it was like he was drinking -- >> what you want us to stop drinking wine? >> stephanie: i have to stop drinking -- a guy named what? >> joseph who, with magic testicles? what? >> stephanie: back with the most interesting man in the world,
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did i mention carol burnett is going to be on the show tomorrow. [ screaming ] >> stephanie: and also jason alexander. mittens in his big foreign policy -- something. >> romney: with iran closer than ever to nuclear weapons capability, with the conflict in syria threatening the region and with an american ambassador and three others dead, it's clear that the risk of conflict in the region is higher now than when the president took office -- >> stephanie: well it will be higher if you become president. >> yeah. the world tens to turn into a powder keg when an republican is in office. >> you are welcome. >> stephanie: has anyone ever run for president while putting
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forth so few ideas in any sort of detail ever? i don't think so. [♪ "world news tonight" theme ♪] >> stephanie: madeline albright said trivial ideas coming from a foreign policy lightweight. here she is. >> he has changed his mind on a number of different issues. at first he was for the intervention in libya, now he's against it. it is unclear where he is on syria. >> stephanie: yes, romney said he would be more proactive than obama. doesn't that sound manly? while offering up policies that critics described was not much different than what obama is doing. obama has not signed one new free trade agreement. >> well he hasn't signed one. he signed three. >> stephanie: okay. all right. mittens yesterday. >> romney: for the sake of
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peace, we must make clear to iran through actions, not just words that their nuclear pursuit will not be tolerated. >> stephanie: which is exactly what the president has said. >> right. >> romney: i'll restore task forces in the eastern mediterranean and the gulf, and work with israel -- >> which we are. >> we do all of that now. >> stephanie: yeah. got it. got it mittens. >> yeah. >> also make sure that we have the most powerful military in the world. >> yeah, we have been there like 26 times over. >> also make sure that decency and niceness will prevail, and nothing icky will ever happen. >> kitten bombs. [♪ "world news tonight" theme ♪] >> stephanie: little clarity
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romney has vowed -- not really anything. reviewing what he said which was a major foreign policy speech. they say the speech is much like romney's previous swings and big ambitions but lacking specifics. >> other than that how did you like the play mrs. lincoln. >> stephanie: he was vague at best. james lindsay said if romney has a foreign policy he still has not told us what it is. madeline albright also said she sees signs of division among romney's advisors. you see a little bit of back and forth in which direction he is going with. how terrible is that as the leader of the free world. >> maybe that's that mental
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illness that ann romney was talk about. >> stephanie: that could be. barbara you are on the "stephanie miller show." >> caller: hi, stephanie. i'm just about 73 years old and i love your show. >> stephanie: thank you. >> caller: and what i wanted to say is that it is amazing to me that romney can actually state just what obama is doing and it's like it is his idea. he must really be full of himself. >> stephanie: well, you remember we'll take a lot of credit for the auto bailout because that was his idea as you recall. [ scooby-doo's "huh?" ] >> stephanie: this was the moment when i went oh my god, he is shameless. they can flash up on the screen his op-ed. let detroit go bankrupt. >> stephanie: no, that was ritt momney. different guy. >> that was one of my sons.
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>> stephanie: yeah. charlie pierce of esquire.com next on the "stephanie miller show." ♪ show that's truly liberal. >> stephanie: thank you. >> caller: i was calling in. i wanted to talk about i think a (vo) what is said here could presents coverage of the vice presidential debate. with unrivaled analysis and commentary. >> was this the game changer? is this going to change the dynamic? (vo) the only network with real-time reaction straight from the campaigns and from viewers like you. >> so keep on tweeting and maybe you'll have your voice be part of this democracy and see your tweets up on our screen. >>now that's politically direct.
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>> sounds to me like that jezebel is giving up all kinds of trouble. [ laughter ] >> stephanie: ain't it the truth. 34 minutes after the hour. our favorite time of the week tuesday. there's only one man now that understands -- the author of video in america. ♪ peerz ♪
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? good morning charlie pierce. >> milk yes jezebel is now my new nickname. [ laughter ] >> stephanie: i have to say -- and you and i may disagree on this. i thought a lot of the punned dentistry was overwrought. >> yeah and the one i didn't understand and this has been backed up by the ppp poll is the complete evaporation of the support by women. >> stephanie: yeah. >> without a gigantic gender gap the president doesn't win. and it's down to six i think in
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the ppp. >> stephanie: right. i think as i keep saying too. we have a big debate coming up this week. we have two more. >> yeah. >> stephanie: and you and i have been talk about it romney has been oning one of the worst campaigns i can remember. so i think we're going to find out if in fact this kind of thing holds, right? >> yeah, so say you are running one of the most dishonest campaigns in history doesn't mean itting isn't going to work. but oddly enough people have determined that mitt romney's dishonesty is going to be one of many factors we bring in in decides whether or not we vote for them. and it's not going to be a deal breaker. he is an interesting position on
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tax and oh by the way he is lying his ass off. we have factored that in now. >> stephanie: yesterday's speech on foreign policy won't that have some effect over time as well? >> well -- i think -- i think that's -- if you want to look for a silver lining in both of the polls, it is that they are a snapshot taken right in the heart of what should have been a bounce. so we'll see what happens in the middle of next week. i was resistant to the notion, but i'm over it to now that that debate performance was a serious, serious blunder. >> stephanie: you write this week it has been pointed out that romney has become quite a remarkable liar. he lies by commission of course. and lies by admission namely in
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his resolution determination not to be specific about what deductions he is planning to end. >> they are particularly good at office [ inaudible ] mathematics. i'm particularly good at english. [ laughter ] >> stephanie: exactly. >> and that's hard by the way. it's very hard to throw poo efficiently. but he threw it -- we get to talk like this with governor switzer tonight. >> stephanie: i'm going to be with governor grandholm so there. >> nah, nah, boo boo. if you don't throw her a great big dating game kiss, i'm going to be very disappointed.
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>> stephanie: stop that. >> you are not supposed to bring that up. >> i thought i was not supposed to bring up the overalso. [ laughter ] >> stephanie: i love your basic question this week which is why? why does any television network put mary madeline on the air anymore? >> right. were more informative wing nuts. there are wing nuts who have had less work done. >> stephanie: you say she is a nasty bitter piece of earth -- ann coulter without the cocktail dress and the lunatic performance skills. you were talking about our faceoff with paul krugman. right. >> stephanie: and he was exactly
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right. and you put the transcript when you say mine covers preexisting conditions and it doesn't, what do you say? and then madeline calls him a liar. >> not only that but eric fehrnstrom went into the spin room after the debate and admitted it doesn't cover preexisting conditions. >> stephanie: right. you say when -- efficiency of medicare administration calling at it voucher plan krugman it is a voucher plan. here we go again like there's two sides to an issue, when there isn't. >> it doesn't become less of a voucher plan when you call it premium support. >> stephanie: right. >> you are giving them a voucher not a premium support. >> stephanie: right. and as you say lost in all of this organized hot flash, was
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the fact that madeline had not given any evidence to the contrary. >> and then you can't come on afterwards and say what a great debate it was. because it wasn't a debate. it was here are the facts. you are a liar, basically. >> stephanie: big gaps in romney's preexisting conditions. >> exactly. the problem is america didn't get to know it at the time because the president was asleep. >> stephanie: yeah. we were saying, here is one of the other big -- you mentioned chuck todd talking about it, we have come to a place where for the first time at least that i can remember the bureau of labor job statistics -- >> yeah. this is what they did to exit polling in the wake of bush v gore. >> right.
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>> stephanie: everybody loved exit polls until they started making noise about them in the year 2000. >> stephanie: yeah. and you say the idea that donald trump and jack welsh rich people with conspiracy theories get traction on this -- >> yeah. >> stephanie: where was my man chuck in the '90s, he is a little late here as you were saying. >> yeah, going all the way back to the hunts in the 1960s who were the bank roll behind a lot of the john [ inaudible ] stuff. it just has become more sophisticated. rich people with nutty ideas has been the back bone of the republican party since eisenhower.
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>> stephanie: yeah, and we were talking about how a major candidate can get away with so few specifics. romney can't be specific because people might be unpleasant to him about it. >> this is what ann romney said too, we're not going to release our tax returns because you will find something in them that you will use against us. >> i'm not going to give you the murder weapon, my prints are on it. >> right. this is the living definition of i'm running for president for pete's sake. i can't tell you what i'm actually going to do i'm running for president, for pete's sake. >> stephanie: you might use my disastrous plans to sink me. >> and then arnold schwarzenegger to talk about the difficulty of bipartisan
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solutions and also what a schmuck he had been. >> are you a man of character? yes, i believe i am. well, that makes one of you. >> stephanie: case closed then. all right. charlie what is your prediction on the vice president debate? >> i think -- there's a very interesting piece of video out today of paul ryan getting very huffy of a local reporter in michigan -- >> stephanie: we happen to have that. here it is now. >> the best way to prevent violent crime in the inner cities is give opportunity to the inner cities that is civil society, that's what charities, and civic groups and churches do to help each other. >> and you can do that by having a big tax cut? >> those are your words not mine. >> thank you very much sir. >> that was kind of strange
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putting words in people's mouths. >> you can't spell prickely without pr -- [ laughter ] >> i think paul ryan has believed all of the garbage that has been heaped on his reputation of being a brilliant thinking, and he has taken it all to heart. and i think he can be mocked. and one thing joe biden is very good at is mocking people. and if you can make him show that -- >> oh, god if he walks off of the stage in the middle of the debate -- >> the guys is not tremendously likable. okay. >> stephanie: yeah. >> it is entirely possible that biden will advocate handing sweden over to the hozbowla --
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>> stephanie: how much will we pay joe biden if he calls paul ryan the zombie eyed granny starver? >> yeah. [ laughter ] >> stephanie: maybe he can appoint arnold schwarzenegger as being the head of character control. >> stephanie: he does have a position, he just bought his 10 year old daughter a rifle for christmas. >> oh, that's right. teaching her how to shoot. >> stephanie: yes, as we do with ten year old girls. charlie great stuff. we'll talk to you next week. >> talk to you next week. >> stephanie: 46 minutes after the hour, right back on the
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[ ♪ music ♪ ] ♪ >> announcer: stephanie miller. ♪ don't be a hero, don't be a fool with your life ♪ >> stephanie: is it just me that i just automatically start whistling bridge over the river kwi. >> that is not this song.
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>> stephanie: i know. whistling confusing me. and i don't know how to do that thing where you get a cab. >> i don't either. >> do people really get cabs like that. >> stephanie: apparently they do in movie. >> hey, cabby, 21 ska-do. >> stephanie: mary you on are the "stephanie miller show." >> caller: hi, i was watching a show on another network -- >> stephanie: how dare you. >> caller: sorry. it was a lesbian liberal, but she showed a simple graph that showed defense spending throughout the decades. >> stephanie: right. and what mitt romney would propose to spend is higher than what we spent for the korean war, vietnam war, and the gulf war, and building 15 ships a year for the navy -- >> stephanie: right. including three submarines,
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right. >> caller: why aren't people scared to death of this man? what the hell is he wanting? wars on both fronts -- >> yes, that's what he wants. >> stephanie: what is it jim, i don't have the numbers in front of me the more force we have than the next 40 nations combined most of whom are your allies. it's incredible. also -- [♪ "world news tonight" theme ♪] >> stephanie: big gaps in romney's preexisting conditions. he says he has a plan to help people with preexisting medical conditions get health insurance. but you basically have to be covered in the first place. that is some catch. if you had a significant break in health insurance coverage then they would be able to turn
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you down. >> those are the real death panels. >> stephanie: yeah that would be in contrast to president obama's health care plan. people could get coverage at the same rates that everybody else pays. starting january 1st, 2014, any ininsurer may not impose any preexisting condition. many people aren't able to keep uncontinuous coverage. more than 70% of the uninsured have been without coverage for a year or more. about 30 million uninsured would gain coverage as america moves closer to other countries that provide health care assistance to their citizens. [ applause ] >> stephanie: he just said it like it was true.
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>> oh, okay then. i guess i would vote for you. he wouldn't lie about that would he? >> stephanie: i was mentioning this to jacki schechner -- [♪ "world news tonight" theme ♪] >> stephanie: he mentions closing the doughnut hole. oh, yeah, that is in there. he said it will haunt us until it's filled. that's why it is in the affordable care act. [ bell chimes ] [ applause ] >> stephanie: wow. seriously, if romney gets in he literally is going to do everything obama has done but say it's my idea now. >> yeah. >> stephanie: christine in illinois, you are on the "stephanie miller show." hi christine. >> caller: hi. >> stephanie: hi. >> caller: akin mccain, lying
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ryan sununu they all remind of rush limbaugh they are all superer aller -- super creepy. and john bolton today obama is weak. >> stephanie: yeah. if we're not getting bombs out. [ inaudible ] hi. >> caller: hi. i saw a documentary narrated by alan alda where the guy had short-term memory loss so he would have little sticky notes all of his own body saying you did eat lunch already. >> wow. >> stephanie: sticky notes everywhere. what did i say yesterday about
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health care? >> what did i say? did i say i cover preexisting conditions? oh, no. >> stephanie: then it must be true. no, it's not. chris you are on the "stephanie miller show." >> caller: good morning, everyone. after watching the debate how could the president be prepared to debate an opponent that seems to prepare his positions on the spin of a roulette wheel. >> stephanie: yeah. literally he was like no regulation i have always been for that. >> caller: yeah. you can't have an intelligent conversation with someone who bases his policy on spin to win game. >> stephanie: absolutely. let's go to pat in indiana. >> caller: hi steph. love your show. today we are opening early voting today here in indiana. >> stephanie: oh, good. >> caller: and i'll be celebrating by 65th birthday by
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going and voting today. >> stephanie: woot. i speak for all of us in electoral sense, when i say woot. get it. hi deb in new orleans. >> caller: hi steph. i'm calling because my concern is that the american people are still not clear on the two years of romney taxes. and i just want to know the cuts across the board that he is denying he ever said in the primaries is going to affect my income taxes and what deductions are moved on these taxes. >> stephanie: he is not going to tell you that, because you might use it against him. >> he won't tell you until november 7th. >> stephanie: trust him. we're back with the celebrity stack and more on the "stephanie
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miller show." ♪ [♪ theme music ♪] >> stephanie: hello tv land. jacki schechner news woman extrordanaire? >> yes. >> >> stephanie: we have paul ryan losing it on a reporter and mitt romney won't even take questions from kids. probably because of big bird. >> that's on tv -- >> stephanie: well, every president has answered questioned, right? >> you saw the picture of him
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holding the baby hysterically crying, i would imagine that mitt romney is not great with young kids. >> he is not cuddly. you don't think of jolly and mitt romney in the same sentence. >> no. he is probably best staying away. >> stephanie: i think he would be the awkward being slimed on nickelodeon. >> i love that. >> stephanie: and yet he is comfortable sliming the president. whatever. >> you can't do that on television. >> it was great stuff. >> good morning, there are misleading attack ads, and then there are ones that are just outright wrong. restore our future is running a new spot in florida, iowa and virginia, jumping on the president once again for high unemployment. see if you can spot the glaring error. >> welcome to the new normal. where over 8% unemployment is doing fine.
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and millions of americans have simply given up. >> that would be $6.3 million being spent to completely ignore the reality that the unemployment rate is down to 7.8%. it now stands where the president inherited when he first took office in january 2009. as for where theed a is running, iowa's unemployment down to 5.5%, it is only florida that is still up. and i blame everything that goes wrong in florida on governor rick scott. mitt romney is making a slight adjustment to his script. what he is saying now is we have had 43 months of unemployment above 8% and if you look over the previous 60 years, there were only 39 months with unemployment that high. it's a bit of a stress by any
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account, and the language doesn't seem like it is going to resinate much, but does keep the 8% number in the mix. we're back after the break. can't stop his leg, gilbert gottfried can't stop his mouth and i can't stop laughing long enough to ask a question.
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charge? >> stephanie: yeah. >> he is kind of famous for doing that. >> stephanie: get a brain. >> yeah, exactly. >> stephanie: okay. oh, boy. sexyliberal.com, sexy liberal on facebook and twitter. get it october 27th tickets going fast for the sexy liberalpalooza. get it go. >> get it. >> stephanie: aisha tyler will be at the sexy liberalpalooza. get it. and abgiant celebrity. >> huge! huge! and it's not donald trump. >> it's bigger than donald trump. [♪ "jeopardy" theme music ♪] >> stephanie: jim said this is a serious man. >> michael jay fox. >> these are serious problems, and we need serious people to solve them.
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mr. obama sees america who -- nation is founded, it is a vision that has seen america through its darkest days 20 years from now it will be hard to find anyone who is opposed to the affordable care about. who said that? >> john sununu. [ buzzer ] >> stephanie: no dan martin. [♪ "jeopardy" theme music ♪] >> stephanie: who continues to steer the nation through the most pairous condition since the great depression. to expect barack obama to have repaired in four years what took 30 years to undermine is simply absurd even if mr. obama had the
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majority, the economy would still be in apparel who said that? >> dick cheney. [ buzzer ] >> stephanie: no. who said the social darwinist solution put forward by mitt romney and his running mate is not worthy of this nation's history. he has practiced the art of the possible. who said that. >> eleanor clinton. [ buzzer ] >> stephanie: no, that was wrong. dan martin st. louis dispatch. would you like me to read more. he approved the seal mission to kill osama bin laden. mr. romney is the very embodiment of what has gone
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wrong. if more americans were paying attention this election would not even be close. >> yeah. >> stephanie: the atmosphere has been distorted by desperate pluto-crats. will this government be for the many or the few. choose the many choose obama! [ applause ] >> stephanie: thank you. [ cheers ] >> stephanie: okay. okay. that was just happy clapping just to my liking. yay! [ applause ] >> stephanie: you know why i had to do that to cleanse my palate because we're diving into right-wing world now. [♪ circus music ♪] >> stephanie: rush limbaugh >> when obama speaks on foreign policy it literally is a green
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light to our enemies. obama is not deterring anybody, the iranians al-qaeda and that is evidenced by the attacks in libya, and the protests in cairo, and the accompanying protests in the rest of the middle east. the entire arab spring was mischaracterized from day one of an outbreak of obama-ism. it was nothing of the sort. >> stephanie: when obama speaks it's a green light. >> sure. >> stephanie: hey, osama, green light. oops, too late. bang. >> right. >> stephanie: donald trump on -- what would be noted birther donald trump, what would be the chances he is also a job truther. >> there is a lot of monkey business, and i'm telling you in a month and a half from now,
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they will do a readjustment like has been happening for the last year and a half. and the number will be 8.2 or more -- >> stephanie: that was somebody from fox and friends. doesn't matter who. >> it was peter johnson. >> stephanie: oh. who's name is peter johnson. he changed his name because that was too embarrassing. has dick army ever been on with him. [ giggling. ] >> an army of dick. >> stephanie: and they keep giving people like that credibility. >> yes, they do. >> stephanie: everyone has said it is beyond virtually impossible. there are so many people that would have to be monkeying with the job numbers -- >> there's some monkey business
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going on with the job numbers. >> stephanie: sean hannity. >> this will go down as the biggest victory in history. >> stephanie: wow. the most stunning victory ever in the history of anything. >> it was one debate shawn. >> stephanie: you are the handsomest dog in the history of history. of everything ever. i'm just saying it is as ridiculous as -- there's a show called happening now? >> yes. >> stephanie: it all right happened right? >> it is not happing now. >> if it's happening now, how can they call it happening now. >> yeah. >> following an interesting
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trend after the president's performance against governor mitt romney more and mrit insiders including a columnist from the "washington post" are asking one question, does president obama really want to win the election in >> stephanie: oh good pop psychology. >> because one columnist asked that question, she said many political insiders -- >> okay one chick. >> stephanie: like crazy jack welsh's tweeting became -- there is widespread -- >> that is the most crappy-ass journalism i have heard. >> stephanie: that is so cutelike you just heard it. mike murphy on meet the press. >> he lost the debate because he has nothing to say. none of the jobs we were promised, they are now literally
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trying to start a parade and say things are now as bad as when he started. romney has energy and ideas, and the president didn't. >> stephanie: really bad lies. and we end with bill o'reilly. >> the constitution provides american protection so they can pursue happiness. and if you try to do that you will bankrupt the nation, and that's what is happening right now with the growing $16 trillion debt. [ sighs ] >> god. >> stephanie: did anyone ever say the constitution guarantees material well-being? >> no. [ buzzer ] >> and the debt still a hangover from the bush administration where we had two unpaid for wars and massive tax cuts that
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completely blew the surplus. >> stephanie: exactly. >> and the constitution declares equality for all which includes gays -- >> stephanie: and subordinate employees. i'm not talking about anybody specific -- >> i thought you were talk about me? >> stephanie: oh, no. this is a campaign of weasels arliars or is it just me? ♪ i was tired of campaigning ♪ ♪ i been reacting too slow ♪ ♪ like a warn-out recording ♪ ♪ of some old hannity show ♪ ♪ and as i was debating i read the washington times ♪ ♪ and there in the opinion, an editorial chime ♪ ♪ if you like weasels and liars,
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and jobbing destroyed by bain ♪ ♪ if you are note in to truth much and just have half of a brain ♪ ♪ [ inaudible ] ♪ ♪ then there is probably one vote, you are going to vote and campaign ♪ [ applause ] >> stephanie: thank you rocky mountain mike. i'm sorry, i was distracted -- did you see this list reportedly written by snoop dogg. it wasn't written by him, but it was funny. >> yeah. >> stephanie: it's not actually him, is it -- >> no he posted that picture on the instra gram but he didn't write the list. >> stephanie: all right. kids meetings it's the way we
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work, but who wants to see the idiots you work with not me. >> well with hd faces you can't get away with that. >> stephanie: yeah. meetings can be expensive. why is anybody doing it that way. now with go to meeting with hd faces you can be on the same page at the same time. >> while wearing your jammys. >> and you don't have to smell the three-day old sushi in your tupperware. no matter where anyone is located, it makes it easier to be on the same page.
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launch or join go to meeting anywhere. i have done it in a cab on my iphone. and if you don't want to go down to your office you can set your ipad on your coffee table while you are watching tv -- >> wow. >> and pretend like you are attending the meeting while you are watching housewives. >> stephanie: right in your stupid kitty pajamas. >> right. >> stephanie: go to meeting, meeting is believing. chris does wear trap-door kitty pajamas. >> the kitties look like jazz. >> stephanie: manly. right back on the "stephanie miller show." >> that happened and we all let it happen. >> announcer: it's the "stephanie miller show." ♪
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(vo) john fugelsang sees what happens. i like mitt romney but i'm sorry. they guy has flipped more than a crack house mattress. (vo) so we gave him a weekly show. >> thank you.
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♪ ♪ i'll tell you what i want what i really, really want i'll tell you what iing want what i really, really want, don't tell me what you want what you really, really want, i wanna, i wanna -- >> announcer: stephanie miller. >> stephanie: i love quoting my girlfriend jodie foster whom i'm dating. [ laughter ] >> stephanie: stop saying that. it's ruining my life. 24 minutes after the hour --
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>> she is really going to need a panic room. >> stephanie: i have been riding that rumor -- i'm not coming out of my panic room until she shuts up. thanks for that dinner we had the grove. >> liver and some fava beans -- >> stephanie: yes. >> what does ye do with this man ye seek? >> stephanie: nothing we're lesbians. frank you are on the "stephanie miller show." >> caller: i think obama did a marvellous job. i don't need to be entertained at a debate. when he addressed the 50 years
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he addressed me directly. and jim lehrer even said you for vouchers. and mitt romney didn't say he was against it, because his buddy paul ryan is for it. >> stephanie: right. >> caller: and when i buy insurance as a working guy, i buy what i can afford and i take risks on me deductibles and everything i want. it seems like the american voter to me -- if you want to be entertained listen to your show. >> stephanie: thank you. >> caller: if you listen to people that are going to run the country -- >> stephanie: yep, i agree with you. wait for it this week.
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i think jolting joe is going to bring it on thursday. and we'll be doing our predebate special again on current. >> yep. >> stephanie: during nap time. >> yeah. it's always nap time. >> stephanie: isn't it ironic that big bird will probably have to get resume paper at staples. [♪ magic wand ♪] >> stephanie: ironic and sad. we have a new obama for americaed a. >> criminals, guttons of greed, and one man has the guts to speak his name. >> romney: big bird. big bird. big bird. >> it's me big bird. >> mitt romney knows it's not wall street you have to worry about it's sesame street. mitt romney taking on our enemies no matter where they nest.
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[ baby crying ] >> stephanie: and now mittens -- he's scared of kids. [♪ "world news tonight" theme ♪] >> stephanie: romney refuses to face kids on nickelodeon. every president does it every year. the kids pick the president's candidate. linda said we're disappointed that mitt romney wouldn't take the time to answer the questions but are thrilled that president obama presidented in the specials. kids want some answers, and the dog and it my homework just doesn't seem to cut it when you are cunning for president. >> yeah. >> stephanie: he is ascared. oh, this is the president at the big fund raiser in l.a. yikes he raked in $5.9 million. some of that is my scratch.
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>> yeah. you didn't go to the big after party, though -- >> stephanie: no the $50,000 dinner with george clooney -- clooney -- no. >> >> obama: everybody here are such great friends, and they just perform flaw leslie night after night. i can't say the same. [ laughter ] >> and enjoy your mac and cheese. >> stephanie: yes. [ laughter ] >> stephanie: obama and the dnc reported raising a record $181 million in september. this ain't over kids -- >> this ain't no party, this ain't no disco, this ain't no fool around -- >> stephanie: right. everybody buck up. 29 minutes after the hour. right back on the "stephanie miller show." ♪
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people when i'm upset. do you share the sense of outrage that they're doing this, this corruption based on corruption based on corruption. >>i think that's an understatement, eliot. u>> i'm not prone tot. understatement, so explain to me why that is. i think the mob learned from wall st., not vice versa.
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[ ♪ music ♪ ] >> announcer: stephanie miller. >> it's titillating and anxiety producing. [ laughter ] >> stephanie: it is the "stephanie miller show," welcome to it. thirtity-four minutes after the hour. i need some estrogen up in here. ♪ oh oh jacki blues ♪ >> stephanie: jacki schechner. >> good morning. >> stephanie: good morning. [♪ "world news tonight" theme ♪] >> stephanie: do you buy this -- obama's lead has completely evaporated among women.
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>> no. >> stephanie: bah of the pew poll. >> no. i mean, yeah if you are a woman and you made some sort of judgment based on the debate you weren't paying at attention or you don't deserve to vote. >> stephanie: and you are not helping. >> you are not helping. because the poll advertise that romney/ryan would put in place would be really detrimental. they are the party of todd akin and the legitimate rape natural body rejection -- it's absurd. >> stephanie: yeah, again, i read the polling earlier, a lot of it is a little bit all over the place. clearly it is tight and the debate did not help, but this is one they are talking about party id, because it is out of whack with all of the other ones. >> yeah i do think what happened was maybe they went in and polled a bunch of people in the days after the debate and
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the new jobs numbers came out and that pushes it back into the president's favor a little bit. we have so many polls, and it's really difficult day-to-day to tell what is the most trustworthy, and what isn't. and if you take a look at some of the swing state polls, and where the president is consistently leading and demographics, it just doesn't seem like this one poll -- it just doesn't make sense. >> stephanie: do you think the president is going to have a chance to correct all of these -- there's no other way to say it -- blatant lies. him saying preexisting conditions are covered in my plan, and they are absolutely are not. big gaps and by big gaps that
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means it is non-existent. >> i saw an interview this morning where senator durbin thought the president was caught off guard. but i do think to some extent mitt romney came out with such blatant lies and did such a complete 180 from everything he said on the campaign trial that i'm not sure the president was entirely sure how to address what came out, and when he said no, i'm not going to cut $5 trillion, it's like yeah you are, and i think the president was caught a little off guard. >> stephanie: yeah. >> do you want to talk? >> stephanie: yes, i do. [ laughter ] >> stephanie: if you don't mind -- >> it's not like your name is on the show or anything. >> stephanie: by the way we're like this in person to. >> i will say we missed a day of
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chatting on the phone yesterday and it was really hard. >> stephanie: i know. that's true we miss a day -- okay. this paragraph sums it all up. mitt romney says he has a plan to help people with preexisting conditions get medical coverage but there is a catch, you basically have to be covered in the first place. >> yeah, it's the law that clinton signed in '96, and it's the kind of thing where we get continuation of cobra, you can continue to have coverage from a group plan and all of that when insurance companies are trying to look for that hacking cough you had once in fourth grade as a preexisting condition. you get out into the market and the insurance companies don't want to cover you, so they look
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for every possible excuse to not include you, and that's where people have so much trouble. what we need is the solution that will kick in january 1st of 2014, which is that everybody has to be covered regardless of preexisting conditions. >> stephanie: see, jacki schechner helper health care advocate, and when you talk about hacking coughs in fourth grade, i bet ya road flair mary had a hacking cough in fourth grade. >> she started with those candy cigarettes. >> stephanie: yeah. i'm embarrassed to admit this but i asked if there was any tape of my dad debating hubert humpfy in 1964 --
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>> wow. >> that would be really cool. it would be that older black and white news reel sort of footage. >> stephanie: exactly. and we'll all have flirt teenies on set this side. >> that was a glaring omission last time around. >> and we had the show's bartender there. >> yeah, he's on supersecret double probation now. >> stephanie: yeah, we'll hit the blender right when i'm about to say something important. [ laughter ] >> stephanie: yeah. see you there, honey lovia. >> call me later. >> stephanie: okay. >> and jodie foster. >> stephanie: in a totally different way. >> they said it is the other candidate's job to point out the fallacies. >> all right. >> stephanie: i feel like the
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president felt like it was too sort of eighth grade, because mitt romney was just saying huh-uh. >> and obama was also following the rules in limiting the time that he was going to speak. romney just railroaded -- >> stephanie: it's not obama's style to say yes, you do nanny, nanny, boo boo. the wisconsin republican running against the awesome and rocking tammy baldwin who is going to kick his ass, he forgot how many homes he had. three he stated confidently. [ buzzer ] >> stephanie: he totally forgot -- you know when you have that $1.3 million condo near lake wisconsin -- >> well conduit's not really a
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house. >> and con dos are -- >> and the condor leaves a lot of con do in the condo -- >> yeah. >> stephanie: that was con air wasn't it? >> yeah. >> stephanie: thelma in los angeles, you are on the "stephanie miller show." >> caller: hi, i just wanted to say as a women we need to stay focused -- >> stephanie: i'm sorry, what were you saying? [ laughter ] >> caller: we need to stay focused, i'm talking about the poll numbers changing. we're not gullible we're not stupid, and we don't -- >> you're not? [ scooby-doo's "huh?" ] >> stephanie: totally, right. >> caller: so this is what i'm saying, women stay focused because mitt romney is a republican. and don't forget this is the republican party. todd akin is mitt romney, don't forget -- >> stephanie: i forget why you called again. oh, stay focused.
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>> caller: stay focused. >> stephanie: i have got it. oh, look shiny keys, what? [♪ mysterious music ♪] >> stephanie: i have got it. welcome dave from texas. >> caller: hi first time caller. glad to get through. >> stephanie: thank you. go ahead. >> caller: the gop has been targeting education, and for most of my lifetime they have been doing that. and they cut funding to education, and now romney is wanting to target pbs -- >> stephanie: and in particular sesame street. >> caller: exactly. but pbs is educational. and it seems to me it is obvious that he wants everybody to keep believe lying, and you want a populous that doesn't know how to think for itself, doesn't know how to question anything or
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know the facts. >> stephanie: yes. >> just got a tweet from someone saying there were no vp debates until -- >> stephanie: that's what i thought. and besides my dad was entirely too busy explaining barry goldwater's position on nuclear weapons. okay. sam in seattle, you are on the "stephanie miller show." hi, sam. >> caller: hi good to talk to everybody. i read something last night about newt gingrich having to debate mitt romney and his big complaint was he got beat because you can't debate somebody who is dishonest. >> stephanie: yeah somebody made that point this week. fundamentally, frankly i was lying when i said that and now
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i'm telling the truth -- >> stephanie: i love watching his face when people talk about one thing after another that he said about romney and he is just like grinning like a chess shire cat, i know -- he says something like he doesn't hate him when you know he does. >> oh, bless his fat little heart. >> stephanie: bless his doughy load. 45 minutes after the hour. right back on the "stephanie miller show." >> sweet lady gaga. that is good. >> announcer: it's the "stephanie miller show." ♪
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it's go time. what time is it rob? oh, then it's go. go. go. go time. anybody? anybody? what time is it? oh, right. go time! [ ♪ music ♪ ]
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>> announcer: stephanie miller. ♪ [ inaudible ] ♪ ♪ going to keep on trying keep on reaching [ inaudible ] ♪ >> stephanie: uh-huh. this hour brought to you by go to meeting with hd faces. the powerfully simple way to have meetings. jim fan letter for you. [♪ "world news tonight" theme ♪] >> stephanie: from aaron and joel, our kids age three and four love your program, bad parents, yes. our second impression right behind reince prebus is jim's impression of mitch mcconnell's talking turtle. >> oh my god, you are a talk turtle. >> you have a grasp of the
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audience, my son. >> stephanie: my husband made bread in the shape of a talking turtle. we ate the legs off -- oh it's another little -- we have a lot of three and four year old impressions of jim's impressions like charlie wrangle. >> charlie wrangle. [ applause ] >> stephanie: you have a little army of talking turtles. so adorable. and kids doing reince preibus now. >> reince preibus! >> stephanie: no the other one, [ mocking whining ] >> [ mumbling ] the president said he is going to fix everything and my toilet is still not working right. he said he would do it. [♪ "world news tonight" theme ♪] >> stephanie: how awesome is
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this story, peter gabriel awesomely interrupted by john cusack holding a boom box. >> that is cool. >> stephanie: cusack handed gabriel a boom box and exited the stage without saying anything. [ laughter ] >> stephanie: what is going on with rock stars vomiting on stage. [♪ "world news tonight" theme ♪] >> stephanie: now lady gaga vomited on stage -- >> i just think i'm going barf! >> stephanie: she vomited three times. >> but she worked it into her choreography. >> she is trying to outdo what's his face? >> just inbieber. >> stephanie: i might have to try that. what is going on with the
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yakking. stop it. >> stop it. >> this is hard. >> stop it. >> ann romney: stop it. this is hard. you want to try it get in the ring. this is hard. >> and then she barfed. >> stephanie: we made it through this show how many days without barfing once. and we have been pretty close. [♪ "world news tonight" theme ♪] >> stephanie: octomom, her porn days are over. she will be raking in several thousand dollars to debate twice a week with anyone who wants to challenge her about anything. the first video was her and lindsay lohan's father debating the topic do children need both parents. >> computer says naaa. [ applause ] >> who would pay for that? >> stephanie: this was jim's
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premise of the day americans are dumb. >> yes. >> that one guys is talk loud, the other guy is not talking at all, i like the loud guy. >> stephanie: i just injured myself with this spoon. i'm just saying -- this guy dies after eating live cockroaches in a live cockroach-eating contest. >> can i just say the fork part of a spork does not work that well. >> stephanie: no it was not. >> i think it's time to invent the foon. [♪ "world news tonight" theme ♪] >> stephanie: steven tyler is calling the whole nicki thing --
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>> nicki minaj. >> stephanie: he said she threatened to shoot her. >> right. >> stephanie: they upped the feud -- >> their big mistake is they are making it all about the judges. >> stephanie: i hate you two, although i never threatened to shoot for you ratings. >> although. [♪ "world news tonight" theme ♪] >> stephanie: anderson cooper and star jones. anderson cooper blasted star jones when she said his gay announcement was an attempt to boost ratings. >> you should announce you are anderson cooper. >> stephanie: he said -- i have got to say this is good gay catty. he said i haven't thought about
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star jones in a while. i was unaware she was on tv. i seem to recall star hocking her wedding every single day to get free products when she was on "the view." so for her to suddenly emerge out of the shadows, i couldn't believe it. he invited star on the show to discuss it but she turned him down. [ fighting cats ] >> stephanie: wow. [♪ "world news tonight" theme ♪] >> stephanie: speaking of things that are totally not gay at all, have you seen the new john travolta and olivia newton john christmas album -- >> yeah, there is a lot of work done between the both of them. >> stephanie: i don't know what website this is. oh, god, john travolta and
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olivia new ton john what are you doing? [ bell chimes ] >> oh, god. >> stephanie: it looks like they are having a hot coco and gift-wrapping party. how neat. [ laughter ] >> stephanie: this convinces me that john is really really comfortable with his sexuality. even anderson cooper is like no that is way too gay. >> but we have john travolta trying to sing again. >> stephanie: what is wrong with that? >> ummm . . . >> stephanie: harry in green bay you are on the "stephanie miller show." >> caller: good morning. i was just listening to mary going on a rant this morning, and i figured i better call in. i walk the streets and talk to republicans all the time. and it's like you can't even get a word in edge wise with these
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people. >> stephanie: yeah, i hear ya. that was me and mary this morning. there was sexual tension this morning -- >> oh, yeah, because she so wants to do ya. >> stephanie: jim in seattle. hi, jim. >> caller: hi, stephanie. i want to thank you for being my early morning coffee buddy. >> stephanie: oh, you are welcome. >> caller: but i wanted to bring up a video i saw a few weeks back about mitt romney speaking to a crowd talking that the middle income starts at $250,000. >> stephanie: yeah in what world is that? >> in manhattan maybe. >> stephanie: i have been waiting my whole life to say, on tomorrow's show carol burnett. [ screaming ] >> stephanie: and jason alexander. we can't wait. we'll see you tomorrow on the "stephanie miller show." ♪
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